physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
