Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I need you to use more vowels.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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