3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This toilet bowl is my home.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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