I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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