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• (786): View more from Florida

  Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"

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• (813): View more from Florida

  so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw

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• (818): View more from California

  Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We left the knife in your bed.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while

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