I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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