I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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