I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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