It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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