gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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