what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I didn't notice because vodka
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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