just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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