Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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