Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you mean i was at the winter classic?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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