My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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