Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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