If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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