Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize
