**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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