normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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