This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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