You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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