She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
pray to the hookup gods
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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