Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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