Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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