I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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