You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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