so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
