why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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