"it" just moved
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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