Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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