Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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