hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Shame - the story of my life.
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