Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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