all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Boobs speak an international language.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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