just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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