We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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