I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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