So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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