There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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