if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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