i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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