I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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