That's when you crack a 10am beer
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
