Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Michael Bay diarrhea
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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