so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Operation Purity has been aborted
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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