that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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