when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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