Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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