Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
They have beer where we have blood.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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