dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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