i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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