yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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