carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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