you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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