Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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