Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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